Islam

→ PUBLISHED IN ISSUE NO. 31: FALL/WINTER 2023

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I am a God fearing man 
depending on who asks 

But between you and me 
God does not exist 

Or, I am God 
and I am not a man 

Depending on who asks 
I like women! 

A sentence that’s always true
Only God knows the
rest of it 

I praise the most high 
often, looking in the mirror 

or facing mechanical 
devices housing truth 

Depending on who asks 
I’m just on caffeine 

And of course I eat halal 
I think pigs are filthy 

And I love my last name 
depending on who asks 

But if it’s the TSA, 
I hate it as much as they do 

And is it premarital sex 
if I never get married? 

And if sex is only between two sexes 
then I shouldn’t be that worried

I haven’t had that much
depending on who asks 

So, will I be going to Hell,
Where all the hot people go? 

Depends on Who you ask.