That’s It! We’ve Had It with Zoom.

That's It! We've Had It With Zoom.
Adam Falkner

All everyone does here does is pretend / we are somewhere /

someone else / not scrolling a multi-tab farm of forwarded

emails / election results / a shopping cart slowly loading with

hair creams / with wine tumblers room sprays books / tools to

help us / be alone / miss our friends / grieve our gone our sick

& hiding is such a thrill / a grief / a waste because we see it all

in our glasses anyway when we minimize & the light changes our faces /

when we scroll / when our eyes dart like gnats / when we

stand suddenly in a work meeting because there is a knock / because

our toddler is puking a stork song on the carpet / because we need to stretch

& forget whoops we aren’t actually wearing pants today / aren’t

very alive today / aren’t exactly tethered to the dirt except for this

thin yarn of a miracle / square of coffee-stained carpet from

which we keep watering our gardens / our lives the size of juice boxes /

stardust gathered on the speck of a pin / on a

Sunday / squawking zoo sounds with our niece / cackle as she swerves

her first step / when the camera rattles / blacks out /

tells the whole entire half truth of it / or to squeeze our father’s aging hand /

six states away / he slinkies a sobriety coin over his knuckles

like a dare / one good prayer / the last coast guard / leaving for shore


Adam Falkner

Adam Falkner is a writer, performer, and educator. He is the author of The Willies (2021 Midwestern Independent Book Award winner), and his work has appeared in The Guardian, The New York Times, the Academy of American Poets’ Poem-a-Day series, and The Rumpus, among others. Adam has travelled widely as a visiting artist, scholar and facilitator and was the featured performer at President Obama’s Grassroots Ball at the 2009 Presidential Inauguration. He holds a PhD from Columbia University.

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